Dirty Diet Tricks

by Swole Mike


ChickenTuna Dirty Diet Tricks
For looking lean, diet is the only answer. If you’re diet is out of line, I don’t care how hard you train, you’ll only ever get part way there. Diet is also one of the greatest sources of confusion. It doesn’t help that mainstream diet advice promotes processed crap and foments protein-phobia. Even when you do get good advice, breaking old dietary habits and embracing new ‘foods’ (or lack of food) can be a great challenge. But the surprising thing I’ve noticed is that whether you stick to a diet or not often makes a whole lot more difference than what diet you choose. In the end, if you can’t stick to the diet, it doesn’t matter whether the diet would be effective or not. But the great thing about a good diet is not just the results, but that it is formulated to be easier to stick to from the get go. So this article, we’re going to look at some of the dietary mistakes people make that doom them to failure from the start. Now if you have no idea where to start I always recommend checking out Codex of Leanness and then going through our different diet articles. Otherwise, read on for some tips and tricks that can mean the difference between a flat belly, and going up a few sizes.

Fat Attack Freak Out

Here’s the typical situation a lot of people find themselves in:

  • Realize extreme discontent with body
  • Freak out and begin overzealous diet
  • A couple of days (or weeks at best) later, glycogen levels have dropped and blood sugar is low
  • Cave a little to epic cravings, which gives way to epic binge
  • Regain all lost “weight” plus more
  • Continue in this cycle of shame, frustration and self-hate, concluding leanness and control are impossible

It’s quite easy to think you can survive on less calories than a baby when you just came off a 4000 kcal meal, which is when most people decide to change their ways.  But avoiding starvation is key to avoiding binges and backlash fat gain. First things first, you don’t need to cut a ton of calories to burn fat. Remember when you ate everything in front of you, did little-to-no exercise and at worst maybe slowly gained weight? Now with exercise and a few less binges you should, in the worst case, maintain your current weight. Your body doesn’t like extremes; think what happens when you jump into a cold shower: it’s pretty much intolerable.  Now if you start with warm water and slowly make it colder, you’ll barely feel the change.

Lesson: Make small changes on a daily basis–cut some sauce here, a slice of bread there.  Focus on making healthier choices in general.


Unhealthy Sandwich Dirty Diet Tricks

Not part of the "small changes" plan

Calories don’t count, right?

A lot of people say that calories don’t matter as long as you’re eating the right foods.  This is kind of misleading, because calories do matter, it’s just that when eating right, most people are incapable of calorie surplus. Many will even “naturally” lost fat simply by increasing protein and veg intake, and decreasing junk food, simple carbs, empty cals, etc.  But this article is for difficult losers.  So first, clean up your diet, eat about 40% of your calories from protein, take green vegetables at every meal, and don’t eat “crap.” But if that doesn’t make you lose, or if loss stalls, take stock of calorie intake.  Just because you are eating clean doesn’t mean you can eat as much as you want.  Fat loss is difficult for most people.  Eating clean is just meant to make it a bit easier and healthier.

Lesson: Eating clean is not a license to overeat

Fat loss for the lazy, busy & poor

“I need a huge kitchen and expensive ingredients to spend hours making healthy foods palatable!” That’s patently false, it’s true that it helps if you know how to cook but you can live off convenience food and still eat well. I prefer that most of your diet come from whole, unprocessed foods, but in reality some people find it hard to manage. First off, an apple or some carrot sticks fit that definition, and they don’t take any time to prepare. Whole wheat couscous and Kraft Mac & cheese both come in a box.  One is clean, and also easier to prepare.
Most people already know that buying in bulk saves a ton.  Choose unseasoned meat, like chicken breasts, and add some frozen veggies.  You can toss those two into a pot with a few spices, and with minimal accompaniments, create everything from fajitas to fake Chinese or a hearty, country-style stew.

Veggies Dirty Diet Tricks

In a real bind, you can also get takeout if you learn how to do it smart. Look for protein-heavy foods with no breading and light dressing, paired with veggies. Be wary of breads, pastas and dressings, even though they have their place, they are very far from being a staple. Avoid breaded items and anything labeled “fried.” For example, you can get the grilled chicken sandwich from burger king, ask for double meat, and easy on the mayo, take the top bun off and you have a reasonable sandwich. Subway offers salads to which you can add as much meat as you want.  Use only half a packet of dressing and that’s a decent choice.  There is also the new “Kentucky Grilled.”  If you’re near a supermarket, pick up a rotisserie chicken and a bag of salad mix. Nab a roll or some salad dressing from the deli, and you’re good to go.  In fact, you could feed a small family on that.

McConfit Dirty Diet Tricks

McConfit made from fries and McNuggets

The most important part is to skip side orders like fries or onion rings since (as most people already know!) they contain huge amounts of empty calories. The same goes for soda, but if you find it impossible to resist the urge, drink diet. In the worst case, mix 1/4 regular with the rest die, so you get the same taste for a fraction of the calories. Also, be wary of salads.  What should be healthful and diet-friendly often comes smothered in hundreds of calories worth of dressing and other red flags like croutons, fried wontons and bacon bits.

Lesson: You can eat fast food but learn to make good choices that fit into your meal plan.

A lesson for the tasteless

Almost every person who is seriously overweight or obese has a disdain for green veggies, plain, unprocessed meat and other healthy foods. After years and years of habitual binging on sugar and additive-drowned foods, they literally have desensitized their taste buds. Even a lot of individuals that qualify for healthy body weight have trouble eating without a soda, or some sort of heavy dressing. It only takes a couple of days/weeks but your body will adjust and you will start actually tasting, and believe me, food will taste completely different. Being able to taste more can actually help you to achieve satiety sooner and eat less.

EvilBroccoli Dirty Diet Tricks

Evil Broccoli

Lesson: Train your taste buds not just your guns

A good diet takes into account real life and is one you can maintain for a long time. Losing weight doesn’t mean you need to achieve the discipline of a Tibetan monk or bear the hunger pangs of a mountain plane crash survivor.  A good diet should feel challenging but doable. Make small changes but listen to your body.  If you feel starved then you probably are. On the flip side, just because something has ‘diet’ written all over it doesn’t give you carte blanche to eat it all day. Find a balance, but most importantly, experiment and find what works for you.

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1 Comment

  1. blah blah blacksheep
    22 March 10, 8:54pm

    1) Never eat fat & carbs at the same meal … they don’t go together in nature, and carbs only rack up your insulin so digested carbs will get escorted to fat cells. All junk food is some combo of fat+carb … cake, donuts, ice cream, etc.

    2) Skip sugars. They will make you hungry. Especially skip fruit, since the fructose can bypass normal carb metabolic processes to jack up your insulin even more. They feed rats fructose-only diets in labs when they want to create a diabetic state to test new diabetes drugs.

    3) Avoid wheat & dairy. While folks may not be text-book “allergic” to them, many have an intolerance to some degree or another. Dairy has both lactose (sugar in milk) and casein (protein), both of which tend to screw up many people who are not some type B or AB blood. Wheat gluten is a wonderful substance that can desensitize your body to its own insulin, thus making your body crank out more insulin which can cause more hunger and fat storage. There’s a reason body-builders eat lean chicken and rice, not lean chicken and bread.

    4) Skip the processed fats…including oils. Yes, olive oil, peanut oil, etc … even cold-pressed, they could still be considered “processed”, since just like fruit juice they’ve been distilled from their natural state. Eat natural, good fats, like real nuts, and, yes, eggs…whole eggs. Egg yolk is chock full of nutrients, and many body builders consider it natural steroids since the cholesterol in it alleviates your body from having to make its own. When trying to lose weight / cut-up, don’t scarf down a ton of whole eggs or nuts. 1-2 eggs a day, or a handful of nuts spread out over the day works fine. Eat your fat with your protein meal, since protein will release glucogon which is a fat mobilizng substance.

    5) Only drink purified drinking water or distilled water. I don’t mean bottled “spring” water…no, I’m talking about water that’s been run through reverse osmosis, UV radiation, heat distillation, etc. “Drinking” water versions of this are merely distilled water that’s had some minerals added back. Why do this you ask? Because normal water has fluoride in it. Contrary to what the ADA has been brain-washing you with, Fluoride does not make strong bones and teeth. Fluoride causes bones to increase in density, but become more brittle, hence elderly people having more hip fractures. It was also used to treat HYPER-thyroidism until it was deemed too toxic to do so. Yes, Fluoride shuts downs your thyroid. And yet we dump this crap in our drinking water. It’s dumped so it’ll “optimially” fluoridate the water, but because many foods use water to make their end result (cooking, baking, etc), fluoride can get concentrated in many food items. Cut the fluoride from your drinking water. Likewise, the UV radiation used to purify distilled/drinking water also kills off germs and bacteria that sometimes slip through municipal water conditioning and can cause problems in some folks.

    6) Vegetalbes suck. Cooking them sucks. And it takes time. So, to cut down on excuses like “it take to long to cook them”, buy those flash-frozen, steam-in-the-bag veggies in the freezer ailse. Don’t get the ones that have extra crap added (like Asian Medley)…just gut the plain-old veggies. Nuke them in the microwave for 5 minutes and you have the base for a good meal. Top it with protein+ fat or carb, add some seasoning, and you have your meal.

    7) Work-out while watching TV or playing video games. Ok, so you don’t want to be a body-building gym rat that hits the sweaty gym 2 hours a day. You can go home and zone out in front of the TV, or you can work-out while watching TV. Do isometric exercises while watching TV. Do Tabata Cardio (like squat thrusts, etc.). My fave is to play an online FPS game, and every time I die I do a set of exercises. By the time I’ve played for 2 hours, I’ve pretty much done a whole body work-out. You don’t have to have a gym membership, and you don’t have to be a gym rat to look good.

    8) Sometimes eating protein and eating healthy sucks. Well, if you’re like me and are “all business” when at work, keep being “all business” at lunch and stick to your diet. Stop going out with friends and pissing away tons of money at restaurants. Instead, crack open a couple cans of tuna and chow down under a shade tree. Good tuna is about $1.50 / can (for good, solid-pack albacore, not that mushy crap). $3 for some lunch. Can’t beat that.

    9) Getting back to eggs…try eating them raw. Raw yolk is better since it hasn’t been denatured by heat. You can separate out the whites and cook the whites if you choose. Folks who have stomach issues with cooked eggs maybe surprised to find they can handle raw eggs just fine. Salmonella can be a risk, but eat a clove of garlic (raw) at the same time. Garlic is nature’s panacea, and will cure almost anything.

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